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Dumb jokes for Oldies. And I’ll start.

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As I get older, my wife talks a lot more quietly.

As she gets older she says I talk too loud.

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What do you call someone who’s scared of Santa? Claustrophobic!

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Why do Santa’s reindeer fly south? Because it’s too far to walk.

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How much did Santa pay for his house? Nothing. It was on the house.

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How does Santa punish naughty elves? He gives them the sack.

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What says Oh! Oh! Oh!? Santa walking backwards on a roof.

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Where does Santa keep his money? At the local Snowbank.

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What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A “puddle”!

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And here’s the rest of the (tongue-in-cheek) story.

This’ll be my 80th Christmas, and I still believe in Santa, the tooth fairy,

flying pigs, storks that drop babies in the cabbage patch,

and honest politicians.

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Thank you for your support over the years.

Merry Christmas,

Love,

Michael Knight.

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